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Fun Things To Take On Airplanes
[This was composed on the bus, and posted from the wireless network in the Pittsburgh airport. Heaven help me if they're sniffing the network. :-)]
So I'm sitting here on the 10:00 28X with Em, Mike, Chris, and Brian, and the topic of conversation is: Fun Things To Take on Airplanes!
Suggestions:
Wear chainmail!
Wear a trenchcoat. When they ask you if you have metallic items, whip it open a-la Neo, to reveal -- fake Rolexes!
Knitting needles
Ninja stars
Metal beer steins
Highway signs
A metal walking stick -- with a sword in it!
Chainmail bikini!!
Katana
"Pull an Aragorn" (picture Aragorn unequipping himself entering the hall of Theoden...)
So I'm sitting here on the 10:00 28X with Em, Mike, Chris, and Brian, and the topic of conversation is: Fun Things To Take on Airplanes!
Suggestions:
Wear chainmail!
Wear a trenchcoat. When they ask you if you have metallic items, whip it open a-la Neo, to reveal -- fake Rolexes!
Knitting needles
Ninja stars
Metal beer steins
Highway signs
A metal walking stick -- with a sword in it!
Chainmail bikini!!
Katana
"Pull an Aragorn" (picture Aragorn unequipping himself entering the hall of Theoden...)