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DO YOU WANT TO (1) STOP AT THE NEXT FORT, (2) HUNT, OR (3) CONTINUE
?2
TYPE BANGbang
SORRY---NO LUCK TODAY
YOU RAN OUT OF FOOD AND STARVED TO DEATH

DO TO YOUR UNFORTUNATE SITUATION, THERE ARE A FEW
FORMALITIES WE MUST GO THROUGH

WOULD YOU LIKE A MINISTER?
?y
WOULD YOU LIKE A FANCY FUNERAL?
?y
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO INFORM YOUR NEXT OF KIN?
?y
YOUR AUNT NELLIE IN ST. LOUIS IS ANXIOUS TO HEAR

WE THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION AND WE ARE SORRY YOU
DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE GREAT TERRITORY OF OREGON
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME


                              SINCERELY

                 THE OREGON CITY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

DONE

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