I basically never meme, but...

... I liked this one:

What should my New Year's Resolution(s) be?

Tell me something I should know.
Tell me something I am doing that I should quit doing,
tell me something I am not doing that I should do,
tell me something I am doing wrong.
Tell me something I did that annoyed you and I didn't notice,
tell me something I did that annoyed you and I did notice but I should know that you are still annoyed.
Tell me something I need to know, to become a better or more clueful person.

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