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Mar. 2nd, 2010 01:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My most amusing thoughts tend to happen at what might be called "stupid o' clock", so this one is right about on time.
It occurred to me to visualize my daily life as a constant argument between Myself and My Inner Petulant Five-Year-Old. For example:
*alarm rings*
Myself: Okay, time to get up.
MIPFYO: Don't wanna.
Myself: Well, too bad, we're getting up now.
MIPFYO: Don't wanna.
Myself: Okay fine, we'll hit snooze and sleep another ten minutes.
You may note that MIPFYO has a rather limited vocabulary.
On a lark, I decided to google for "inner petulant five year old" (without the quotes). It only occurred to me how stupid a search that was after I had already made it; thus is the power of stupid o' clock. And yet, in the top 10 results, five of them are apparently referring to the same concept I am, one in almost the same words: "my Petulant Inner Five-Year-Old".
I can only conclude that my strange 1 AM thoughts aren't as strange as I thought. I shall have to endeavor to be stranger next time.
It occurred to me to visualize my daily life as a constant argument between Myself and My Inner Petulant Five-Year-Old. For example:
*alarm rings*
Myself: Okay, time to get up.
MIPFYO: Don't wanna.
Myself: Well, too bad, we're getting up now.
MIPFYO: Don't wanna.
Myself: Okay fine, we'll hit snooze and sleep another ten minutes.
You may note that MIPFYO has a rather limited vocabulary.
On a lark, I decided to google for "inner petulant five year old" (without the quotes). It only occurred to me how stupid a search that was after I had already made it; thus is the power of stupid o' clock. And yet, in the top 10 results, five of them are apparently referring to the same concept I am, one in almost the same words: "my Petulant Inner Five-Year-Old".
I can only conclude that my strange 1 AM thoughts aren't as strange as I thought. I shall have to endeavor to be stranger next time.
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Date: 2010-03-02 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-02 05:02 pm (UTC)Also, upon further reflection I think I've decided that my inner five-year-old is not responsible for all my bad habits and tendencies; I think of him as standing specifically for my avoidant tendencies. (Thus his entire vocabulary being "Don't wanna." ;-)
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Date: 2010-03-02 06:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-04 08:04 am (UTC)Think astrology vs astronomy.
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Date: 2010-03-05 01:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-05 01:21 am (UTC)